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Post by YungOnion on Nov 1, 2015 17:31:09 GMT -6
I pinch owen's ass, and whisper, "Hey baby wanna rub these nipples." I start violently assaulting Dick.
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Post by QwardTech on Nov 1, 2015 17:31:55 GMT -6
You bite off all the fingers, and accidentally swallow one!
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Post by canadianterrorist on Nov 1, 2015 17:32:41 GMT -6
Yum. My character is cannibalistic.
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Post by Zuk0 on Nov 1, 2015 17:33:45 GMT -6
Yum. My character is cannibalistic. eat me...daddy.
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Post by QwardTech on Nov 1, 2015 17:35:17 GMT -6
You punch dick in the head. He gets a nosebleed FOR MORE REASONS THAN ONE!!!!! KAWAAAIIIIIIIII
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Post by YungOnion on Nov 1, 2015 17:35:59 GMT -6
You punch dick in the head. He gets a nosebleed FOR MORE REASONS THAN ONE!!!!! KAWAAAIIIIIIIII I proceed with assaulting him and try to strangle him till he can barely breathe.
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Post by canadianterrorist on Nov 1, 2015 17:35:59 GMT -6
My character, however, is not gay, and barely sexual for that matter. his religion requires abstinence
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Post by Steven on Nov 1, 2015 17:36:22 GMT -6
I gaze on my Spenserian
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Post by Zuk0 on Nov 1, 2015 17:36:57 GMT -6
"I want in some of the fun!" I throw vince on the ground and begin stomping repeatedly on him.
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Post by Steven on Nov 1, 2015 17:36:37 GMT -6
My character, however, is not gay, and barely sexual for that matter. his religion requires abstinence you sure, bucko?
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Post by QwardTech on Nov 1, 2015 17:37:38 GMT -6
You knock Dick over and begin to strangle him. His face is starting to turn blue...
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Post by canadianterrorist on Nov 1, 2015 17:37:40 GMT -6
I am sure.
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Post by YungOnion on Nov 1, 2015 17:38:05 GMT -6
You knock Dick over and begin to strangle him. His face is starting to turn blue... I stop strangling him and throw him on the ground.
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Post by QwardTech on Nov 1, 2015 17:39:17 GMT -6
You let your Dick go. He coughs and sputters for a few minutes. Dick is in pain! -10 to all dice rolls.
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Post by Zuk0 on Nov 1, 2015 17:40:10 GMT -6
I begin sweating heavily, glistn'in
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Post by canadianterrorist on Nov 1, 2015 17:40:24 GMT -6
Wot?
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Post by Steven on Nov 1, 2015 17:40:29 GMT -6
I cry a little bit because my Sendai doesn't love me.
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Post by canadianterrorist on Nov 1, 2015 17:40:50 GMT -6
You let your Dick go. He coughs and sputters for a few minutes. Dick is in pain! -10 to all dice rolls. Whose? Reread, carefully.
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Post by YungOnion on Nov 1, 2015 17:41:05 GMT -6
You let your Dick go. He coughs and sputters for a few minutes. Dick is in pain! -10 to all dice rolls. I stop on his face with my foot one more time as a warning to never fuck with me again.
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Post by Zuk0 on Nov 1, 2015 17:41:47 GMT -6
I stop and begin looking around for our weapons.
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Post by canadianterrorist on Nov 1, 2015 17:42:58 GMT -6
let's. (Why does it change Y-E-S into yeet?)
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Post by Zuk0 on Nov 1, 2015 17:43:34 GMT -6
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Post by Steven on Nov 1, 2015 17:43:44 GMT -6
I get up and punch owen in the face. I yell like a fucking tarzan and being rapidly punching owen in the stomach
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Post by canadianterrorist on Nov 1, 2015 17:44:57 GMT -6
Look for weapons
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Post by QwardTech on Nov 1, 2015 17:44:35 GMT -6
Dick's face is mangled and a shard of bone is pushed into his brain! Dick's stress raises by 150! Vince's will is tested... Vince goes numb! Vince's stress is entirely gone! Vince can't feel the pain. Vince now can only speak in garbled spanglish!
Everyone else's stress rises by 10, due to the shocking events that just transpired...
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Post by YungOnion on Nov 1, 2015 17:45:00 GMT -6
I get up and punch owen in the face. I yell like a fucking tarzan and being rapidly punching owen in the stomach I counter attack by kicking him in the stomach.
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Post by canadianterrorist on Nov 1, 2015 17:46:22 GMT -6
I smile
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Post by YungOnion on Nov 1, 2015 17:47:27 GMT -6
I tell him to stop fighting, 'cause it's over.
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Post by QwardTech on Nov 1, 2015 17:47:38 GMT -6
Dick gets up and tries to punch Owen in the stomach! Owen trips over vince and they both fall over!
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Post by canadianterrorist on Nov 1, 2015 17:48:00 GMT -6
Now... Where are our weapons...
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