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Post by Sacknight on Sept 20, 2015 13:14:40 GMT -6
"So, are you guys mugging people or are we going to the dungeon..?"
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Post by Steven on Sept 20, 2015 13:37:28 GMT -6
"Nigga we goin' muggin'! Fo' real!"
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Post by Steven on Sept 20, 2015 13:39:41 GMT -6
"But we should probably go easy on the mugging, there's already been a serious robbery. We need to keep our heads down as suspects, at least for a while."
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Post by YungOnion on Sept 20, 2015 13:45:39 GMT -6
"We should try going into the dungeon. There could be some pretty yeety stuff in there." "And with some luck, mutagen."
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Post by Zuk0 on Sept 20, 2015 13:45:53 GMT -6
"Les go dungeoning" i give zeke a small hammer.
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Post by Tortilla Jackson on Sept 20, 2015 13:46:06 GMT -6
I whisper under my breath "Thanks"
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Post by Zuk0 on Sept 20, 2015 13:48:25 GMT -6
I walk over to the dungeon.
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Post by YungOnion on Sept 20, 2015 13:48:29 GMT -6
"my current weapon sucks ass. does anyone have something better for a dungeon?"
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Post by QwardTech on Sept 20, 2015 13:52:15 GMT -6
You walk to the dungeon on the beaten cobble trail. You reach the outskirts of town where you remember the dungeon was, and head into the forest...
On your way to the dungeon, you encounter a black bear! It stands on it's hind legs, blocking the way to the dungeon. Around you are trees, and the ground is of mulch and rotten grass. The bear growls threateningly.
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Post by Sacknight on Sept 20, 2015 13:55:24 GMT -6
I shoot the bear once in the face.
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Post by QwardTech on Sept 20, 2015 14:01:22 GMT -6
You fire, and the bear's head explodes in a shower of viscera! You hear several woodland creatures scurry away, and a couple of squirrels run down the dungeon stairs.
In front of you is a large, heavily damaged stone archway connected to a small hill, which is dug out into a closed stairway of rotting wood. a couple of torches, made of rotting wood held up with rusty iron stands send sparse light to the bottom of the staircase, and leaning on the archway to the staircase is a rotting wooden barrel with rusty iron bands bracing it.
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Post by Zuk0 on Sept 20, 2015 14:03:23 GMT -6
I walk over to the decaying barrel and carfully open it.
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Post by QwardTech on Sept 20, 2015 14:04:53 GMT -6
You find 32 rotten, moldy red apples and three delicious looking ones. Under all of the apples is a stone, with an indentation in it shaped like a blade. It seems like it may be used to sharpen weapons.
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Post by YungOnion on Sept 20, 2015 14:06:01 GMT -6
You find 32 rotten, moldy red apples and three delicious looking ones. Under all of the apples is a stone, with an indentation in it shaped like a blade. It seems like it may be used to sharpen weapons. I will take it and try to sharpen my sword with it. |
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Post by Zuk0 on Sept 20, 2015 14:05:51 GMT -6
"oh yeety we can sharpen our weapon" I take the good apples.
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Post by Tortilla Jackson on Sept 20, 2015 14:07:41 GMT -6
I take the 32 bad apples and put them in my pockets
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Post by QwardTech on Sept 20, 2015 14:09:52 GMT -6
While Gulger sharpens his blade, Ertan takes the good apples and places them in his pack. Gulger manages to undullen his blade without severe damage to his sword!
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Post by Zuk0 on Sept 20, 2015 14:12:48 GMT -6
I take a torch from the staircase and begin to walk down it.
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Post by Steven on Sept 20, 2015 14:14:48 GMT -6
I take another torch, and scout ahead.
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Post by Steven on Sept 20, 2015 14:17:02 GMT -6
I yell into the dungeon, "I'M COMING FOR YOU NIGGA!"
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Post by Tortilla Jackson on Sept 20, 2015 14:17:54 GMT -6
I eat every single moldy apple as fast as i possibly can. Afterwards i lick my lips, then i proceed to vomit everywhere
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Post by QwardTech on Sept 20, 2015 14:18:20 GMT -6
You grab the torch, and it's mushy. Gross. As you walk down the staircase, you feel strangely at home. You reach the bottom, a fairly large dirt cavern with uneven walls and a floor covered in moldy mulch and rat eaten rotten meat. The ground squelches under your feet. Even more gross. The staircase you just came from is to the south, and a large dent in the west wall houses a torch. At the southeast end of the room is a wooden barrel, and above it is a moldy wooden weapon rack, holding two heavily rusted, nearly entirely broken iron broadswords. On the east wall is a moldy wooden door held together just barely by disgusting, slimy, rusty iron bands. One of the iron hinges is rusted off and the door looks like it could just fall out of the frame.
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Post by QwardTech on Sept 20, 2015 14:20:09 GMT -6
Zeke eats the 32 moldy apples and spews moldy applevomit all over the ground and walls of the dungeon. Miraculously, no one gets splashed with the disgusting spray of sick. Just a christmas miracle. Zeke feels hungry.
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Post by YungOnion on Sept 20, 2015 14:21:12 GMT -6
i eat one apple because i am hungry for apples
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Post by Steven on Sept 20, 2015 14:21:15 GMT -6
I eat some of the vomit, wondering if it tastes like regular apples now.
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Post by QwardTech on Sept 20, 2015 14:21:56 GMT -6
Owen eats some an apple. It's a good apple. Vince eats some vomit. It tastes fucking awful. Why would you do that.
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Post by Tortilla Jackson on Sept 20, 2015 14:23:38 GMT -6
I scurry to the wall of broken swords. Scavenging for whatever I can get
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Post by Tortilla Jackson on Sept 20, 2015 14:26:18 GMT -6
I scream at the top of my lungs "GIMME FOOOOOOOOOD"
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Post by Zuk0 on Sept 20, 2015 14:26:08 GMT -6
I give zeke the two apples.
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Post by QwardTech on Sept 20, 2015 14:26:42 GMT -6
Zeke finds nothing but the two swords, one of which is rusted so thoroughly that the blade is in two pieces. The grips are of rat-eaten leather, and they're barely holding onto the swords. on the floor are a few small scraps of rusty iron.
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